Tomorrow, tomorrow (viđenje hrvatskih radnih navika od strane kineskog ugostitelja)

Croatia people no good work. Everything tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

Yesterday my motor tire bad. Go to shop. He say come tomorrow. I say tomorrow holiday I know. You no work. He say come Friday. I say OK I change my tire. Now I have no time he have no money.

Croatia government very slow. I go get my visa. I call them phone. They say come tomorrow. I say what clock. They say dva. I go jedan i pol clock. Wait tirideset minuta. He go outside office. I think I go inside. He say no wait. He go outside. I watch him go drink kava. Go drink another kava. He go back dva sat later. He go to toilet. He give me visa pet minuta. I say fuck you I wait dva sat you work pet minuta.

My computer no work. Call computer guy August first. He say tomorrow. I call tomorrow. He say tomorrow. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. October he come fix computer. He ask me pay. I say tomorrow. He come tomorrow I say tomorrow. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. I do same.

Croatia people no work hard. I see young people. Have no money. Have time.
Always drink, drink, drink.
Kava, kava, kava.
Pička, pička, pička.

Croatia no go up. People no good work.